Dick Butcher makes the famous comment captured in this chapter title in Henry VI, and it’s almost always misconstrued. Shakespeare was saying that we need them to keep us honest and killing them is like killing the messenger. (Of course, that was half a millennium ago.)
My point is that companies have legal departments for good reason, both preventive (keep us out of trouble) and contingent (get us out of trouble). With those charters, most legal departments are fiercely conservative, to the point that they wouldn’t even advise opening the doors if that could be avoided. After all, if you allow customers in, bad things can happen that are impossible if they’re not here at all.
Thus, lawyers are not exactly the apple of legal pursuits.
When you must deal with the legal department, do so with caution but also in harmony. The worst thing that can happen is a dozen attorneys, paid to be conservative and without much else to do, will focus solely on you and your project. Like the Internal Revenue Service and an audit, once they take you on they will spend $50,000 to recover $5,000, because they must justify their efforts somehow. So don’t thumb your nose at them.
The worst part isn’t so much fee changes, because it’s someone else’s budget. They’re much more concerned about protection and contingencies, and those deliberations and negotiations can last months—often more months than your buyer is willing to wait, or more months than the issue will stay alive, or more months than you have available to feed your family.
There are several occasions where you’ll be told the legal department must be involved:
- It is a rigid company policy.
- All vendors’ proposals must be vetted.
- The buyer is uneasy signing the proposal without support.
- Your proposal is in legal terms.
- There are exceptions to corporate policy being requested.
I think you know where I’m going with this: Where you can avoid it, do so. Don’t couch your proposal in legal terms (“third parties shall hold harmless”) and get rid of the “boilerplate.” We’ll talk more about that in the next section. Let’s focus here on when you really can’t avoid it.
Ask your buyer what causes the attorneys to react poorly, or what they may require that’s missing. Find out if there are examples of proposals successfully submitted and approved without delay. (Don’t forget, you’re about to write the proposal and already have conceptual agreement.)
Ask if there is a specific lawyer who will receive the proposal and whether it makes sense to give that person a call. If so, ask directly what you can do to make the job easier and to comply ahead of time. Talk through anything out of the ordinary (you don’t have a separate contract, simply the proposal, for example). Note anything extra required: proof of your errors and omission insurance, proof of in corporation, possession of liability insurance, proof that you are a business within your country, nondisclosure forms, and so forth. Assemble these and provide them with the proposal to prevent delays.
Exchange personal contact information so that questions not involving internal issues can bypass the buyer and go directly to you, greatly reducing the time involved. Find out if the lawyer is working on a wide variety of cases and, if so, what your priority is. (I found out once that the attorney was leaving for a two-week vacation the next day and if the file wasn’t forwarded that day for reassignment, it would sit on her desk for the two weeks she was away and the additional week it would take her to sort things out post-return!)
In a smaller firm, there may be a single general counsel and if the buyer is the owner there may be little needed other than a request to “make this happen.” But in larger firms, there are scores of attorneys, not all expert in these kinds of consulting projects, many of whom may treat you and the proposal and just another vendor contract as if you’re paving the parking lot or selling pencils.
The most serious problem, however, may be the fee basis. Lawyers are notoriously time-based, so they may insist on seeing your hourly rates. Don’t comply with this. The point is that the buyer, whose budget is involved, is the one who is deciding about the investment and consequent value, and that’s not within the purview of the legal department. (Ironically, it’s usually HR people demanding hourly rates with the ferocity of a piranha, which is why you should stay out of that river.)
Prepare your buyers for this, because you can compromise on that one. If they “back your fee” into hours they estimate, it will come out as $2,500 an hour or some absurd number, which will cause the entire machine to read “tilt.” They will not understand hourly based billing, but fortunately, that’s not a burden anyone should place on them.
Prepare your buyer about that contingency.
Those are the best practices for dealing with the legal empire. The primary problem in delay, and that can be fatal—you don’t have a signed agreement yet. It’s far better to avoid this particular obstacle course, and fortunately you can do that if you’re careful and agile. Toward that end, not that you’ve seen what may await you, I’ve assembled the following preventive actions.
